February 2012
hante:
oh the new mugler collection is out I can’t wait to go look
theclassiestass:
what is motivation
where can i download it
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
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lauder asked: Dolce & Gabanna did florals in their Autumn, I was like groundbr- hey wait.
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Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
mormonhub:
arguing with me
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1344/2500
theoryofperception:
colly-:
theoryofperception:
Mia, you better be doing your essay
i’ve done mine
you can be quiet
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theoryofperception:
Mia, you better be doing your essay
i’ve done mine
just finished a 2200 word essay in six hours
fuck
yes
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alxqnn:
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
heartshocks:
the school phoned my mum this morning asking why I wasn’t in school and my mum couldn’t think of an excuse for me and so she just said “she had to go to the solicitors, bye” and hung up.
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seraphiins:
on a scale of one to marchesa how predictable will 90% of the oscar gowns be tonight
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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I’m so thirsty I’d drink the sweat from a protestant’s sock.
– Jim Cosgrave (Sister’s boyfriend)
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